Peoples of the abyss!! Buy my chicken!!

Nathan is pretty cool, this morning he agreed to have an american name, which is pretty good if you think about it... He also helped me plant an alchemy garden where we play every day! He feels like part of the family now. This is an awesome experience for me, its so fun, the only downside is the strict schedule. Im so pooped. Now about the other DAYYPOO. Now about the other day; We were desperate to get wi-fi and where would we find it other than the local Beer Bar... I HAD A DRINK AT A BAR!!!!!!! Haha, think i'm insane? NOPE! My beverage was Apple juice! Peace out, and don't forget to turn the water off, or else the hippies will kill you... -M out

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NATHAN MOHAMMED BROGDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :-) >:) :O @:) d-.-b <(-.-<) <--- Kirby (:))-/--< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMA$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ FUKTA LA KOMBA!!!!!!!!!! nbhguvfnbgdn

You Know, They Use Peanuts In Dynamite...

Its true, they do. d-.-b Back to matters. Little M's Name is now being revealed!!!! It is...

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Hey everybodys; Girls, boys, the young and the ancient! I am reporting live from Semey Kazakhstan. We are currently investigating the case of the open (yes OPEN) manholes. (one even has a tree sticking out?!?!)

This is a very strange phenomenon, and so far we have been seeing it the most here in semey. Apparently people here don't care very much about traffic. I am currently gathering information on the subject, and my hypothesis is that it has something to do with the fact that the roads aren't divided, and that there aren't any speed limits. We are also investigating the case of the Eel Hamburg.

We found this (eel hamburg) in a toy McDonalds set. 1: they misspelled hamburger 2: since when did McDonalds sell Eel hamburgers???? This is Matt Rebeiz, signing out. back to you Bob. -M out

The insanity somewhere over the rainbow

Today I went on a treasure hunt with a bunch of kids who are learning English. I was practically worshiped!!!! They were all in awe that they got to see a REAL LIFE American. It was fun, we had to run around and find the "treasure". My only worry was that I missed a visit to M... I wonder how Mom and Clint told him I was "At school"... later my peoples! BELUGAMOO PWNS!!!!!!!!!!! -M out

The Redundancy of pancakes...

Ok so this is totally irrelevant to Kaz, but here it is; Thank you all for making Belugamoo so popular, if you didn't already know, I now have 164 views!!!! in the last 24 hours i got 40 visits. I even got 1 in uzbekistan! THANKS TO ALL 164 LOYAL FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!! SUBSCRIBE!!!!!! - M out

How to train your kazakhstanian

M is so awesome. He learned how to fully use my Ipod last night. And I'm having a lot of fun, and I am sleeping VERY well now... I feel so important now because i got my allowance, and it was 1000.... Tenge. It's only 10 dollars american money, but its so cool to say i got 1000 for my allowance!!!! And most kids in Kazakhstan don't have that much. I'm just kinda freaked out that i cant communicate with him... I'm scared that he will think I'm weird all because of mis - communication. I am about to go buy some more toys for M, I'm sure he'll love 'em. Gotta go! - M&M out